Second, it will be full of puns so extraordinarily hopeless that just hearing them will feel like being stabbed in. Trolls world tour explores music history as it makes film history on demand. In the story 007 in new york published in the us version of flemings nonfiction travelogue thrilling cities and added to recent editions of octopussy and the living daylights, ian fleming gives a recipe for scrambled eggs james bond. My name is bond continuing in his inimitable stylejames bond. A video that crosses the entire span of the bond era, from sean connery to daniel craig, contains some of the best of bonds jokes, puns and witticisms. In the fiftyone years that movie bond has been active, there have been.
The best james bond quotes the sites bond, james bond. A collection of some of the best quotes from the 1st film in the james bond series, dr. Bond is a british secret agent working for mi6 who also answers to his codename, 007. Best and corniest james bond puns that are better than any dad. Sean connery first played 007 on the big screen, but over the years several actors have stepped into the role including george lazenby, roger moore, timothy dalton, pierce brosnan, and daniel craig. James bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview, well mr bond we have two positions we can offer you, one is giving lectures to children on the benefits of a career in military intelligence, and the other is in the fabric staining department of a yarn mill. Not only is goldfinger considered one of the greatest 007 movies of all time, but it also has the hilarious line, shocking. The damsel in distress emerges and asks what hes up to. Jenny flex replies, yes, i love an early morning ride. Sean connery was the first man to play james bond above, with maggie nolan in goldfinger, which in 1964 became the first bond film to win an oscar, for best sound effects editing. Oct 30, 2015 8 quotes that prove james bond is the absolute worst leonie chaofong friday 30 oct 2015 5. You only live twice is the first bond film to be directed by lewis gilbert, who later directed the 1977 film the spy who loved me and the 1979 film moonraker, both starring roger moore. Another one of james bonds puns comes in the 1964 film goldfinger. Pussy galore, xenia onnatop, holly goodhead honey ryder.
All the films but two were made by eon productions. The expansive collection coincides with sam mendes skyfall in uk theaters on october 26 and stateside november 9, starring daniel craig who returns to the iconic role of james bond. Roger moore s first outing as bond announced him as a dab hand in the rich tradition of the bond pun, delivered to a selfdoubting female cia agent. Bond girls occasionally have names that are double entendres or puns, such as pussy galore, plenty otoole, xenia onatopp, or holly goodhead. On a flight james bond was sitting next to a telugu guy. James bond says, well my dear, i take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle. Dec 26, 2014 this is one of the best ones ive heard, and would have probably become true had bond ever had the misfortune of meeting someone from andhra pradesh, india. James bond movies are great in 2019 even if they are so obviously ridiculous. Goldeneye not only introduced a new james bond, but was the first film of the series to be released after the fall of the berlin wall and many wondered if james bond was still relevant in a postcold war world. Commander james bond rncode number 007is a fictional character created by the british journalist and novelist ian fleming in 1952. An important and definitive ranking of every james bond film. Bond is known for his postmortem puns, but 007 took every opportunity to make a memorable and often groanworthy statement. The complete list of all james bond girls in chronological order, from over 50 years of the james bond series. Now, see the 95 best puns, quotes, and oneliners from all the 007 movies presented in meme format.
A bond girl is a character who is an attractive love interest or female companion of james bond in a novel, film, or video game. Trying on dresses i will wear this one in piccadilly. But few viewers realize that bonds namesake is the ornithologist dr. You dont think i enjoyed what we did this evening, do you. The daily mirror ran a frontpage news story critical of craig, with the headline, the names bland james bland. James bond a history of the world in funny puns comedy.
This one comes from thunderball, which is better known as the underwater james bond. James bond says, well, im afraid youve caught me with more than my hands up. If that said beautiful woman happens to have a name that is a double entendre or punpreferably a reference to a. Bond and plenty otoole named after your father, perhaps. Never say never again and casino royale the first one. James bond is a fictional character created by the novelist ian fleming in 1953. James bond has delivered a slew of double entendrelaced, pithy comments over the years. James bond will eat them any time, day or night, with vodka and tonic or champagne. These name puns have been in the bond series elsewhere. This is one of the best ones ive heard, and would have probably become true had bond ever had the misfortune of meeting someone from andhra pradesh, india.
Second, it will be full of puns so extraordinarily hopeless that just hearing them will feel like being stabbed in the kidneys by hitler in hell. You only live twice is a 1967 spy film and the fifth in the james bond series produced by eon productions, starring sean connery as the fictional mi6 agent james bond. James bond then responds, well, im an early riser myself. Women are often meticulous and safe drivers, but they are very seldom firstclass. The character appeared in 14 books from fleming, but his book series also spawned an even more popular film series that is. Jan, 2019 james bond has been around for decades, spanning several books and movies, but some of bonds best lines came from eon productions film series. I thought it might be fun to take some of the good bond puns and come up with your own. Apologies to the redditor i shameless aped for this commentary.
Puns, musical sequences, exotic set pieces, cartoonish villains. The name of the island in the incredibles reveals the movies theme pixars the incredibles is the story of a superpowered family coming together to defeat the evil forces of egalitarianism in the form of syndrome, a super villain who wants to make superpowergranting gadgets available on the free market. The 007 films are known for having sexually fueled puns and bond has truly had some iconic lines since 1962. So, james bond retired and a new 007 took his place. Her first day on the job, she was introduced to q, who debriefed her on all her new gadgets.
They have just announced the release of the new james bond movie where the lead role is played by a woman. Puns james bond funny puns pun pictures cheezburger. Bond is investigating bad guy max zorins horse racing racket when he meets jenny flex, horse trainertype. The bonds find out more about the actors whove played 007. Can someone please explain the pun in xenia onatopp. There have been twentyseven films in total, produced. What do you call a koala that can pick up an elephant. What better time to reflect on the best and worst bond girls the franchise has ever seen. Then q shows bond his new plastic explosive, which looks like hair gel. Q has also equipped bond s lotus with flamethrowers. James bond may have his licence to kill, but the ruthless secret agent also has a sense of humour, albeit of the gallows kind at times. Nov 06, 2015 in a moment more fitting for hot shots than a bond film, 007 ejects his unwanted copilot. He pleaded with producers to give him just one more film but they already had his.
Austin powers made the same sort of name puns just more exaggerated alotta fagina, felicity shagwell, fook you fook mi etc. Zero minus bond 25 can be zero plus another chapter title if indeed two parts 7. A secret service in the meaning of doing something for someone tears run red. All the supporting characters will have egg related names and there would be plenty of egg puns throughout. Best and corniest james bond puns that are better than any dad joke. He has been portrayed on film by the actors sean connery, david niven, george lazenby, roger moore, timothy dalton, pierce brosnan, and daniel craig, in twentyseven productions. In general, bond regarded them as a mild hazard and he always gave them plenty of road and. Bond was first conceived as a cold warera operative. James bonds randy sex puns, ranked from corniest to suavest. Bond picks up her dress and turns around to find some henchmen are pointing guns at him. Holly goodhead thats her characters real name, were sorry, james bond tangles with. All the best james bond 007 puns, quotes, and oneliners. Doubleo 7 james bond puns that rival any dad joke fatherly.
Bond girls occasionally have names that are double entendres or puns, such as pussy galore, plenty otoole, xenia onatopp, or holly goodhead a bond girl can also refer to an actress playing a bond girl, such as ursula andress, honor blackman or eva. James bond is known for his witty puns and oneliners, many of which have become oft quoted pieces of popular culture. James bond news james bond articles james bond magazine. The aim of this thread is to list the most titles that tributed james bond over the. In my job, he said, when i come up against a man like this one, i have another motto. An important and definitive ranking of every james bond film all the puns, gadgets, girls and ludicrous villains you could wish for. Sean connery was the first man to play james bond above, with maggie. The film would feature dalton as bond once again in his third outing. Bond has been quipping since 1962, so we thought wed compile our favorite and what we think are the best oneliners into one video. Rating is available when the video has been rented. Author ian fleming said he chose the name james bond because he wanted to a brief, unromantic, anglosaxon and yet very masculine name for his fictional spy. Apart from a new 007, the series brought in a female m for the first time in the series, played by judi dench, while samantha bond was. James bond first appeared in ian flemings novel casino royale in 1953. If that said beautiful woman happens to have a name that is a double entendre or pun.
Dec 10, 2014 the new cast and title of the 24th film in the official james bond series was announced this past week. The character appeared in a series of twelve novels and two short story collections written by fleming and a number of continuation novels and spinoff works after flemings death in 1964. To win the spelling bee the student must spell the word correctly and use the word in a sentence. For your eyes only puns, quotes, and oneliners james bond. Craig first played bond in the 2006 film casino royale, an adaptation of flemings novel of the same name and a reboot of the eon series, which saw bond earn his 00 status. Ian fleming, the man who created james bond, was a big fan of puns including crude ones, such as the character pussy galore. Trained in intelligence and special forces, the superspy always used the latest. I made some to a bond movie i made a few months ago. She had trained all her life for this role, and was eager to do her duty for queen and country. Oct 22, 2015 12 of james bond s funniest and most memorable oneliners thursday, october 22, 2015 07. Heres our list of the best james bond quotes from the series, from dr. Every one of james bonds postkill oneliners, in order. Bond finishes the film by hurling a henchman off a train after taking out the baddies deadly, clawed prosthetic arm.
The first james bond film to win an oscar took its title from a man 007 creator ian fleming used to know called erno goldfinger. James bond characters james bond 007 the sites bond. Bond s answer to that is heartwarming, a sparkling invention. Shakennotstirred facts about the dark world of james bond. Spectre, sam mendes and daniel craigs followup to smash hit skyfall, is a call back to the supervillain agency of 60s era bond films, when sean connery and his jetpack would face off against bald badguys who stroked fancy white cats. The new cast and title of the 24th film in the official james bond series was announced this past week. James bond, designated agent 007 always articulated as doubleohseven in the british secret intelligence service, or mi6, was the creation of british novelist ian fleming, who introduced the character in his 1953 thriller casino royale. Which would be even more great if none of the film was actually set in new york. If youre going to rewatch any of the movies on this list, it should probably be this one. Fleming lifted the nowfamous name from a very strange place.
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